婚前婚后的生活写实～

哈哈～虽然这种forward mail收过很多次了，
但每次看时还是会令人会心一笑！
觉得形容得还蛮贴切的！
根本就是很多婚后人的心声嘛！
哈哈～

但，是讽刺还是真实？
这也是因人而异吧！
我相信还是有好例子的！

来，共勉之～
大家就轻松轻松下嘛！
呵呵～

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Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere, better u got lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you!

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la!

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or pontianak